..................Taoism * Shit Happens
.......Hare Krishna * Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
..............Hinduism * This Shit Happened Before
.....................Islam * If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
....................... Zen * What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
.............Buddhism * When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
.......Confucianism * Confuscius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist * Shit Happens On Saturdays.
.......Protestantism * Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
..........Catholicism * If Shit Happens, I Must Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness * Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
..............Unitarian * What Is This Shit?
............... Mormon * Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
.................Judaism * Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
.....Rastafarianism * Let's Smoke This Shit.