PRECISION TARGETING

Initial reports stated that a U.S. Airforce jet fired on a bridge in Belgrade, Yugoslavia, hitting it and knocking out electricity. Without power, a passenger train was trapped partially on the bridge. The jet turned around, returned and fired a second missile, taking out two cars of the passenger train. They said: "a second missile struck two cars, setting them ablaze and sending them plunging into a canyon. People were moaning, screaming for help," the state news agency Tanjug quoted one of the rescuers as saying: "Those unharmed managed to climb out of the smashed train windows."

Later, and reports the next day, we are hearing that the pilot could not recognize the train and didn't know it was there until after the second missile was launched. (Sound familiar? If you've got two bombs, use them both. How about an Italian ski-lift getting in the way of manuevers? see: A Parody )

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