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Twelve Days of Elections
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(sung to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas")
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On the first day of voting, my country called on me
For a Presidential Victory On the second day of counting, my country gave to me On the third day of counting, my country gave to me On the fourth day of counting, my country gave to me On the fifth day of counting, my country gave to me On the sixth day of counting, my country gave to me On the seventh day of counting, my country gave to me On the eighth day of counting, my country gave to me On the ninth day of counting, my country gave to me On the tenth day of counting, my country gave to me On the eleventh day of counting, my country gave to me On the twelfth day of counting, my country gave to me |
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Once, Twice, Three Times A Loser
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(Taking a few liberties with Isaac Hayes' song)
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Thanks for the times that you've given us
the memories are all in our mind and now that we've come to the end of our rainbow there's something we must say out loud: (chorus) You're once, twice, three times a loser and we love you Yes, you're once, twice, three times a loser and we love you we still love you |
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