Friday Morning, June 21, 2002, CNN announced that it would take 24 to 36 months to develop sufficient smallpox vaccine for an emergency. They even ran it across their marquee so the terrorists would be sure to get it, even if they were hard of hearing from their bomb experiments. Hurry, hurry, only two years to strike.

No doubt, the geniuses at the Comedy News Network feel this falls within the scope of need-to-know. Not you and me, of course, but the terrorists. This information doesn't do me any good. I'm not going to start shopping other countries for the vaccine.